BSNL continues to preserve the heritage of Digital India

While the major telecom operators in India are engaged in a fierce price war after Jio's  entrance, BSNL continues its unwavering focus on maintaining its prices stable, calm and rock steady. .  A BSNL spokesperson, Baba Krishna Mohammed Insaan, said that  offering data broadband plans at pre 2012 levels helps  BSNL achieve its CSR objective of preserving the heritage of Digital India. When pressed to explain, he said that in 2017, a user wanting to experience the delicious anticipation of a slow loading image of his favourite model has nowhere to turn to  except BSNL

An internal survey carried out at BSNL revealed that kids in households subscribing to its services were found to be much more healthier as compared to those subscribing to other telecom operators. Referring to this ,the spokesman elaborated that BSNL believes everyone, including its computers, deserve a chance to have a good night sleep. "Turning off our servers at night allows social media addicted youngsters to relax, recharge and get ready for a new day full of  forwarded jokes and selfies. In Gorakhpur alone, we have saved thousand of kids from the harmful effects of Blue Whale game  by not providing any Internet services. This is our unique way of helping lay the foundation of the Swastha Bharat Abhiyaan. " When reminded that perhaps he meant Swacch Bharat Abhiyaan,  the spokesperson Baba K M Insaan smiled and said "we are a land of bhakts. We must learn to stop questioning and start believing, especially anything that a Baba says. This is the only way to achieve contentment in digital India." 

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