Chintamani, a 29 year old mechanical engineering graduate now working as a code coolie in a reputed MNC in Bangalore, was recently pleasantly surprised when he was inundated with the responses to his profile on shoddy.com. In the past 3 years that his profile has been up on the website, he claims he had received only 3 responses. However, after updating his profile (or marriage resume as Chintamani calls it) with his newly acquired skills in linking Aadhaar number to various accounts, he received 3333 in 33 days. The news of his achievements spread like wildfire throughout the techie community in Bangalore. As is usually the case, faking News was called upon to investigate and bring the facts before public so that everyone can benefit. According to Chintamani , he had spent most of his waking hours in 2017 trying to link his and his family's Aadhaar numbers to their various accounts. Faking News is reproducing a short transcript of the 5 hours of details that Chintamani
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BSNL continues to preserve the heritage of Digital India
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While the major telecom operators in India are engaged in a fierce price war after Jio's entrance, BSNL continues its unwavering focus on maintaining its prices stable, calm and rock steady. . A BSNL spokesperson, Baba Krishna Mohammed Insaan, said that offering data broadband plans at pre 2012 levels helps BSNL achieve its CSR objective of preserving the heritage of Digital India. When pressed to explain, he said that in 2017, a user wanting to experience the delicious anticipation of a slow loading image of his favourite model has nowhere to turn to except BSNL An internal survey carried out at BSNL revealed that kids in households subscribing to its services were found to be much more healthier as compared to those subscribing to other telecom operators. Referring to this ,the spokesman elaborated that BSNL believes everyone, including its computers, deserve a chance to have a good night sleep. "Turning off our servers at night allows social media addicted youngster