Musings of a brain in pain

Chintamani,  a 29 year old mechanical engineering graduate now working as a code coolie in a reputed MNC in Bangalore, was recently pleasantly surprised when he was inundated with the responses to his profile on shoddy.com. In the past 3 years that his profile has been up on the website, he claims he had received only 3 responses. However, after updating his profile (or marriage resume as Chintamani calls it) with his newly acquired skills in linking Aadhaar number to various accounts, he received 3333 in 33 days. The news of his achievements spread like wildfire throughout the techie community in Bangalore. As is usually the case, faking News was called upon to investigate and bring the facts before public so that everyone can benefit. According to Chintamani , he had spent most of his waking hours in 2017 trying to link his and his family's Aadhaar numbers to their various accounts. Faking News is reproducing a short transcript of the 5 hours of details that Chintamani ...